The grass is always greener on the other side of the DMZ.
Does The Karate Kid count as a kung-fu movie?
There was that time Jesus told a dumb joke, and it was soter-rible. (It's ok. The Buddah got it.)
A pickpocket's worst fear is a ticklish person.
A pickpocket's worst fear is a ticklish person.
You're so lazy you don't even make sense!
Where's that sandbar? I could go for a dry martini.
Cable network WGN should change its callsign to WTR. I mean, all they ever show is Walker, Texas Ranger.*
Ask a question, get a stupid answer.
Why doesn't Sheetz sell schwarma? It would fit in just fine!
I'm unable to decide whether I deserve to be exiled to a monastery or a nude beach.
* That is, when they're not showing the Jason Bourne movies.
Where's that sandbar? I could go for a dry martini.
Cable network WGN should change its callsign to WTR. I mean, all they ever show is Walker, Texas Ranger.*
Ask a question, get a stupid answer.
Why doesn't Sheetz sell schwarma? It would fit in just fine!
I'm unable to decide whether I deserve to be exiled to a monastery or a nude beach.
* That is, when they're not showing the Jason Bourne movies.
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