Tuesday, January 30, 2018

All Around The World I've Been Looking For A New

WOR(L)D ASSOCIATION TIME!

Canadian:
bacon

British:
sketch comedy

Scottish:
whisky

Welsh:
coal

Irish:
either whiskey or writers (possibly both at the same time)

French:
resistance

German:
philosophers*

Spanish:
reconquista (suck it, terrorists)

Portuguese:
explorers

Italian:
food

Swiss:
neutrality**

Belgian:
waffles

Nordic:
Trac

Swedish:
murder mysteries

Finnish:
folk metal

Austrian:
arch-dukes

Greek:
more philosophers

Polish:
look, if it weren't for pierogi, Pittsburgh would have half-starved by now

Russian:
fighter jets

Czechoslovakian:
communists

Romanian:
more communists

Bulgarian:
even more communists

Yugoslavian:
different communists

Latvian:
again with the communists

Lithuanian:
shit, i dunno, communists, i guess?

Slovenian:
railfans***

Estonian:
more folk metal

Belorussian:
Really? That's the adjectival form of Belarus? It looks too much like... well, y'know, Russian. Who decides this crap?

Ukranian:
sovereignty

Turkish:
coffee

Syrian:
bread

Lebanese:
actors

Israeli:
self-defense

Egyptian:
walking

Libyan:
terrorism

Tunisian:
Carthage used to be here. Then Rome fucked their shit up. Also George S. Patton was there. Twice, actually.

Algerian:
desert

Moroccan:
Fun Fact: Casablanca, the greatest movie of all time, was set there.

Mexican:
tacos, burritos, chimichangas, etc.

Okay, I'm done.

* With the exceptions of Hegel, Heidegger, and Wittgenstein. Utterly clueless, that lot.
** Cheese was a close second.
*** Okay, half-Slovenian. On his dad's side. Hi Matt.

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