So I've been dating this girl for a couple of weeks now. She's smart, quiet, cute and mildly adventurous to boot.
She also has a pair of opalescent butterfly wings with an 8-foot span growing out of her back. It's nice being able to fly to the top of the U.S. Steel building on a date, but it makes cuddling awkward.
(I'm cutting this short because I just realized that butterfly wings on a chick would make it impossible to wear a bra. And that did my suspension of disbelief right in.)
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