Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Q: Why don't hipsters like the ocean?
A: It's too current.
Q: Why did the hipster cross the road?
A: To get to the side you've never heard of.
Q: Why did the hipster wear a scarf in the summer?
A: He was cold before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We prefer organic, locally made candles.
A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.
Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster have it on vinyl the next day?
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