Canadian:
bacon
British:
sketch comedy
whisky
Welsh:
coal
Irish:
either whiskey or writers (possibly both at the same time)
French:
resistance
German:
philosophers*
Spanish:
reconquista (suck it, terrorists)
Portuguese:
explorers
Italian:
food
Swiss:
neutrality**
Belgian:
waffles
Nordic:
Trac
Swedish:
murder mysteries
Finnish:
folk metal
Austrian:
arch-dukes
Greek:
more philosophers
Polish:
look, if it weren't for pierogi, Pittsburgh would have half-starved by now
Russian:
fighter jets
Czechoslovakian:
communists
Romanian:
more communists
Bulgarian:
even more communists
Yugoslavian:
different communists
Latvian:
again with the communists
Lithuanian:
shit, i dunno, communists, i guess?
Slovenian:
railfans***
Estonian:
more folk metal
Belorussian:
Really? That's the adjectival form of Belarus? It looks too much like... well, y'know, Russian. Who decides this crap?
Ukranian:
sovereignty
Turkish:
coffee
Syrian:
bread
Lebanese:
actors
Israeli:
self-defense
Egyptian:
walking
Libyan:
terrorism
Tunisian:
Carthage used to be here. Then Rome fucked their shit up. Also George S. Patton was there. Twice, actually.
Algerian:
desert
Moroccan:
Fun Fact: Casablanca, the greatest movie of all time, was set there.
Mexican:
tacos, burritos, chimichangas, etc.
Okay, I'm done.
* With the exceptions of Hegel, Heidegger, and Wittgenstein. Utterly clueless, that lot.
** Cheese was a close second.
*** Okay, half-Slovenian. On his dad's side. Hi Matt.
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