Q: What's a hipster's favorite kind of weather?
A: Post-cipitation!
Q: What noise does a hipster cow make?
A: "Meh..."
Q: What's the difference between farmers and hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork.
Q: How much do hipsters weigh, on average?
A: An Instagram.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Y'know, the corner bar has working lights. Let's go get wasted.
Q: Where was the body of the drowned hipster found?
A: Floating in the mainstream.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite place in the whole world?
A: Not where they are.
Q: What noise does a hipster cow make?
A: "Meh..."
Q: What's the difference between farmers and hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork.
Q: How much do hipsters weigh, on average?
A: An Instagram.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Y'know, the corner bar has working lights. Let's go get wasted.
Q: Where was the body of the drowned hipster found?
A: Floating in the mainstream.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite place in the whole world?
A: Not where they are.
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