Maybe you can help me with these. I'm at a loss.
What is that spice you find every once in a while in certain brands of pepperoni that tastes like licorice?
Hey, Colin Meloy - what is Decemberism, anyway?
What would happen if, instead of anesthetic, you were given a synesthetic before surgery?
Who else has the irresistible urge to pronounce the frequently asked questions page (FAQ) as 'fuck you'?
Is Husker Du considered heavy metal? I can't tell just from listening.
Whenever I watch one of the new Star Trek movies, why do I keep wanting to call Lieutenant Uhura 'Princess Uhura'?
How come every time I say something crazy, people take it to mean I'm normal? (Or, by what standard do they judge such outbursts?)
Why does my job give me heartburn? (It's not like I'm eating it. [Oh, wait, I know the answer to this one.])
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